Although the Soma program is generally well-tolerated and has no clinically-proven side-effects, anecdotal reports have indicated the possibility that (in a small, statistically-insignificant segment of the population) Soma may induce a vast and unremitting sense of metaphysical vertigo. While often remedied by a simple increase in Soma exposure, this effect appears to be most clearly pronounced in those individuals who were not sufficiently dosed at the recommended initiation age, or in those exhibiting anti-social behavior by attempting to “unplug” or “seek deeper meaning”. These individuals, rare as they may be, should be avoided at all costs as their dangerous and antiquated views on intellectual colonization and biological supremacy can, under the wrong circumstances, be deceivingly persuasive.

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