Our Soma program brings decades of innovation from the fields of compulsive diversion and quasi-euphoric, emotional estrangement right into your home. We are working on a wide range of devices and dosages to suit every individual’s needs, rendering your modern blues obsolete.
We are also very happy to announce our first product line: EchoChamber™. In addition to aural and visual indoctrination content, this line includes a state-of-the-art device that will immediately render all divergent opinions and viewpoints completely imperceptible. Simply place our patented EchoChamber™ over your head and revel in the blissful tranquility of undiluted confirmation bias. You truly have not experienced anything like the unwarranted self-assuredness that comes with having your own feelings and thoughts algorithmically amplified and validated 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Just look at what some of our early beta testers are saying:
“Prior to putting my head inside my EC, I was occasionally unsure about whether my opinions were valid, and even sometimes would run into opposing facts that didn’t support my natural intuitive viewpoint. Now I can be 100% sure that everyone that doesn’t agree with me is an idiot, and honestly it feels absolutely incredible. ”
“I truly don’t remember what living was like before my EchoChamber. The steady, comforting stream of perfectly curated information has codified every one of my preconceptions to the point that I no longer have any capacity whatsoever for nuance or doubt. ”
“Say goodbye to the pesky complications of compromise because EchoChamber is here! My world is now curated in a way I never thought possible - and everyone agrees with me!”
Community Sing is dedicated to advancing the Soma program into the next century and beyond. We will continue to release new products in order to approach 100% attention capture and total superficial engagement. Additionally, in the near future we will also be offering merchandise purchase-therapy with status-based pricing.
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